Kiera Solves Global Warming February 19, 2010
Posted by Princess Wordplay in Humor.Tags: funny, global warming, Humor
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1. Gather every jet aircraft in the world in one location.
2. Point each aircraft with the engines’ exhaust side pointing toward the sun.
3. Firmly apply the landing gear brakes and chock the wheels.
4. Fire every engine and open all throttles to the maximum.
5. Stop when planet is a safer distance from the sun.
6. Laugh in the face of death.
7. Avoid fast food on December 21, 2012 (long story – don’t ask).
8. Await next crisis.
